geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

laugh-addict:

‘Avada Kedavra’ or the killing curse has been taken from the Armaic phrase “avra kehdabra” meaning ‘I will create as I speak’. Although J.K.Rowling has combined it with the latin ‘cadavra’ meaning dead bodies.

So Avada Kedavra stands for “I will create dead bodies as I speak “

(Source: dracodormeins)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

lanaford:

dude ok what if someone is staring at you because you’re staring at them thinking of why they are staring at you

we’re not judging each other, we’re all just confused

whatshouldwecallme:

tattooedandboredstiff:

I wonder what people think of me